to overextended stays at starbucks and their free wifi!

OH HEY THERE FRIENDS. Nice of you to stop by!

Hope you've all been having a scrumptious summer. I, for one, have been. So yay for me! Yay me! (Aw yeah, Suite Life of Zack and Cody reference?! ANYONE AWESOME ENOUGH TO WATCH DISNEY?! I'm the only one? YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC. But I still love you, so FRET NOT.)

Climbing trees proved to be a very, er, unique experience. But it's okay... it's not like STUPID BOYS HIT ME WITH A BALL OR ANYTHING. Like, it's not like they had TERRIBLE AIM OR ANYTHING. Oh no, that CERTAINLY DIDN'T HAPPEN. (In case you didn't catch on, YEAH THAT DID HAPPEN.) It secretly pleasured me that Daisy continuously intercepted their game by attempting to catch their ball. Oh, don't blame me... BLAME KARMA. b1tch3zzz.

In case it's not blatantly obvious or anything, I like mixing prints. TRY IT AT HOME!


Necklace. I like it. It looks similar to a bracelet that I may or may not be giving away. OH SNAP YOU CAUGHT ME. I AM giving away a bracelet! Ohhhh, youuu! (read in a flirting, uplift-y banter)(enter giveaway?!) (Putting it in brackets makes me seem "chill" and "nonchalant" and "cool.")

Close ups of fingers and feet and other icky stuff.



Oh, and two posts ago, I posted two truths and a lie. Which read as:
1) Lexy finger nails currently have happy faces on them.
2) Lexy's favourite vegetable is peas.
3) Lexy obsesses over Sims 3. It's not healthy.
An overwhelming percentage of y'all (being 100% - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I'm talking about ALL OF YOU), thought the lie was 2. And you know what? I thought you knew me. I really did. You all should have known that I happen to LOVE PEAS. You can read it between the lines. NO YOU CAN'T. But hey, now you know! I love peas. And I have happy faces on my nails. And I've never played Sims 3. Ever. NOW YOU KNOW. So if that comes up in your conversation (i.e. "Hey, did you hear that Lexy from Quirky Explosion may like peas?"), you can now continue the conversation seamlessly (i.e. "But of course she does, it's her favourite veggie!) It's okay. I FORGIVE YOU. Now go out there, and make me proud, you conversationalists!

Dear Peas,
Despite the hating that you may have had to endured on this blog, I still love you oh, so very much. Your roundness mimics my face shape, and therefore I think we can relate to one another. I can also lift you tenderly when I am in a cloud of joy. Or stab your guts out with a fork when I am in a state of anger. And count how many of you I can stab in more fork at a time whilst enduring boring adult dinners and grown up-y things. You were also on an episode of Arthur and he is my hero. You are my hero.
Love,
Lexy


(Peas Dress - Thrifted $5, Floral Blazer - Thrifted $1, Shoes - Aldo - $5, Necklace - Guatemala, Rings - Peru)

In conclusion, DON'T HATE! Appreciate!

P.S. Unless your a TRU gangstah. And you can be hatin' and pimpin' all over da world. In fact, you SO pimpin' you be checkin' out ma rap video and giveaway.
Peace, dawwwwwwg.