NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE (that includes PORRIDGE, 10-year-old Lexy...)

I'm home, I'm home, I'm home! An eventful and fun and equally exhausting time spent with the extended famjam has resulted in an exhausted Lexy (hint: there were babies involved) (no, I am not subtly telling you I'm pregnant.) (grrr you, 16 and Pregnant and your ridiculous implications). But being home equals more posts! (At least in theory....) But, orange you glad?

Oh, and apparently I've decided to take onto being very arrogant/ narcissistic. Or I'm being overly-enthusiastic. Ahem, um, obviously not the latter. Obviously I'm a very nonchalant person. Like, pshhh. In conclusion, my big head and nonchalant personality (like, whatever) has resulted in a "preview-post" kind of thing. If my post were a movie, this would be the trailer. (SHBOOYEAH ANALOGIES.) Orange you glad?

1. This is from... a long time ago. It's been sitting on the desktop of the computer for quite some time. But I still enjoy staring at it. I want to eat her up and poop out her clothes and then wear them (after washing them of course.) On a more "normal" note, I also want more orange.
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2. Luella S/S 2009. (RIP. sadface.) I want this colour palette. Just to indulge and eat and stare at and why am I continuously using "eat" to describe things I like? Maybe it has to do with orange and how you CAN, in fact, eat oranges... Or something of that similar logic...
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3. NEW SHOES. Eeeeek. I love them. They dangerously border the appearance of duck feet. Fortunately, I stood beside a duck and was able to see the difference (well... I went to a zoo. And there COULD have been ducks... whereby I would have stood beside a duck... and WOULD habe seen the difference...). Therefore I will wear them and not feel the urge to quack except for sometimes. Quaaaaaaaack.
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Shoes - Salvation Army

There you have it! A pretty pointless post on why you should not self-tan! YES. That's right. If you use self tanner, not only will you get pregnant and die (MEAN GIRLS REFERENCE BOO YEAH), but you will blend in with this amazing colour and, quite frankly, being pregnant/ dead/ orange is not ideal...

Oh yeah, and I do have a full outfit to go with these shoes. It will be posted shortly. ORANGE YOU GLAD? (best colour name EVER.)

P.S. Here's a hilarious joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange who?

(That was the hilarious punchline. That was the chyme indicating the hilariousness. That was the laughter.


bea. said...

gimme those shoes! so great! the row resort remixed!

kyki said...

I want that whole entire orange outfit! Yum, yum. (But not "yum, yum" literally, because clothes probably wouldn't taste good. Especially if they are orange. Orange flavouring makes me sick.)

- xo, kyki ♥


Lemondrop Marie said...

I love orange! And... I am pregnant and still loving orange... even though when I wear it I most likely look like the fruit.
Marie @ Lemondrop ViNtAge

Under Urooba's Umbrella! said...

YOUR SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're making me swoon. That's all.

!♥ m i m i said...

Those orange shoes are awesome.

I usually use the verb "eat" to describe things I like as well :3


Amber Rose said...

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" :)

K. said...

Somehow, i don't really know why, reading this post reminded me of the Youtube phenomen Annoying Orange... :D

Sweet said...

wow love the orange theme plus the little details of colors...so different from the boring ones!!!

keep this up love...take care

Nadia Kamballa said...

Hmm, who knew orange can be so fun? I love the Luella collection.. so refreshing..


Hannah D. Marks said...

Cute post... Orange looks bad on me but cute on you <3 I've been checking your blog all weekend to see who won the giveaway... WHO DID?!?!?

ching said...

OMG, i'm cracking up. :)
thanks for the jokes.


--Sanam-- said...

Wow,you sure do have an obsession with the words "oranges" and "eat" aha :D and omg,i absolutely LOVE the luella catwalk pics.Those ensembles are amazing.Who'd have thought orange and purple could look so good together :D

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Beverley said...

first visit to your blog, and i'm orangely glad i visited just in time to read this post! so funny, you're so cute.

come check out the giveaway i'm having (it's nothing orange, but check it out anyway) :)

mila said...

This is so awesome/epic!! I love the Luella catwalk pictures--they're so...I dunno...bright, gorgeous, and amazing? I can't wait to see who wins the giveaway--they're very lucky:) I couldn't enter unfortunately...:/


Violet said...

i wont be eating oranges for a few weeks now! that was an overload of orange for me lol

but yeah for more post!

Vi from Cali

Sarah said...

This post gives me the urge to sing the oompa loompa song. Oi, here I go: oompa loompa doopity doo. Okay that's enough of that! I love the dress in the first picture but I probably wouldn't wear the orange tights, I'd be afraid of being mistook for a carrot or something...

Hope said...

love the orange!! makes me excited for fall and new color possibilities.

Ruta, Look Ugly in a Photograph said...

So I need those orange shoes. Yes, I do. Need them.

I love orange. It's such an underrated colour. BUt I love it. My cell phone is orange even. Yeahhh.

April said...

omg yes yes yes to orange, and hahahhaha to your jokes :D

Cheryl: Oh to Be a Muse said...

Oh that sartorialist. he's always finding the best street pics!

and i'm a loser and totally missed your giveaway.


sojourned in style said...

loved how you wanted to eat all the stuff you liked, :P & love those shoes, their increidble!