my grandma is the bestest!

There's a few ways in which you can tell if you are situated on the oh so daunting BOTTOM OF THE SOCIAL PYRAMID (ie "Hi friends! Oh wait, I don't have friends!")...
1) If you consider your boogers your BFFS.
2) If you floss your teeth with your toenails.
3) If you stage fake photoshoots like some wannabe big shot

Fortunately, only one of the above signs has been proven true. It's true; floss has become far too inconvenient. Why floss and create waste when you can simply utilize the natural resource that's at your disposal? (I'm only kidding. Half kidding. No, fully kidding.) But, at last, I guess the faux photoshoot is a testament of my lack of friends and - ahem, I'M SO COOL.

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Not really sure what the theme was, but something along the lines of "WWLISYW?" (What Would Lexy In Sixty Years Wear?), so I guess it amounts to something along the lines of effortless-old-grandma-meets-cool-new-grandma-meets-explosion-of-colours-here-and-there. In more "fashion-y" terms, it was intended have a dark palette with pops of unexpected colours, coupled with clashing prints and textures. Aw yeah!

Stylist/ Photography - Me (Lexy)
Model/ Make-up - Sibling (Mimi)

Look 1: Playing with polka dots. I bought this skirt intending to chop 'er off, but now my sister has a weird attachment to it and, quite frankly, chopping it up could be concerning. (By "my sister," I may actually be referring to myself...)
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(Polka Dot Shirt - Value Village $3, Skirt - Value Village $3, Sweater - H&M, Vest (worn as scarf) - Peru, Hat - Thrifted, Shoes - Vintage)

Look 2: Beloved dress being worn as it's actually supposed to be worn - a SKIRT. And holy moly are the colours the same. Maybe they were designed by the same designer in the same collection? Maybe. But definitely not.
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(Skirt - Vintage $5, Sweater - Value Village $4, Flower Headband - New York, Tulle Headpiece - Homemade shenanagans)

Look 3: I'm obsessed with this look. She kind of looks like a psychedelic joker, but maybe because she is in real life... (Uh yeah, busted! That IS an invalid point.)
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(Blazer - Vintage $35, Sweater - Dad's, Pants - Value Village $4, Polka Dot Shirt (worn as scarf) - Value Village $3, Pink Vest (worn as scarf) - Hong Kong, Hat - Thrifted)

In conclusion, I need friends.*
Hope you enjoyed!

*I really DO have friends. I don't know why I make continuous friend-less jokes. Maybe Seventeen should cover this. "You aren't confident with yourself! This is so normal! You DO have friends and you need a girls night out with lots of Zac Attack Efron! This is actually a secret sign that you love eating too many cheesies and you're an alien..."


Deidra said...

For some reason, I love this photo shoot even more than usual. :D

Melai said...

fabulous make-up

Melai of Style and Soul

Amber Rose said...

What a fun photoshoot!
Remind me to send you some toenails-- I mean floss. :)

I love you dollface. Your comments always make me smile. :)

Stevia is Your Cherry Bomb said...

Now if only you have your own magazine
I'd most definitely sign up for a lifetime just to see editorial like this every month
and who knows, when you're 60, you can do the exact photoshoot and do something like now and them section!
Now I'm excited...
I love your dark lip! Did you smear it with blueberries or something? That would be so Where The Wild Things Are!

http:// escapesweetest.blogspot.com

LyddieGal said...

Your looks are so what I think I'd like to be wearing in 60 years. Haha. I'm all about those turquoise harem pants.

Chic on the Cheap

Anonymous said...

gosh, wow. I love the splash of colors! well done(:

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fhen said...

oh this photoshoot series is too adorable!
love the clashing prints and colour
and your sister is a badass in posing!
love love love it


sweet said...

OMG!!!! I was totally laughing my ass out with this post...you really put a lot of puns in your blog my dear...and seriously you are so adorable...its like I am hearing your voice talking to me in a funny manner...but anyways...I am just imagining how cute you would really sound...

your sister really has the attitude for the shoot and I love the second and photo looks...

Keep it up hun!!!!


Ms. Royal Reigns said...

Lexy, you are a genius. There. I've said it. You should be in the public eye right...now. It's unfair. The amount of talent and creativity that you possess at such a young age is unreal. UNREAL! And your sis is KILLIN' it in those photos. Quite a duo, you guys make.

HDM said...

You two look like real models... PSSHT IM JEALOUS!

olivias-pizzaz said...

your sister is very good! great styling too i love it!

April said...

HOLY SHeeeT you two need to start your own magazine. these are amazing - my favorite photoshoot of yours ever. so profeshhhh


hannah banananan said...

very lovely artsy pictures!

hannah banananan said...

very lovely artsy pictures!

Britty said...

oh goodness this is soo sweet oh i love the frist one alot the makeup so over dramatic and arty love it

Joanne Faith said...

Cool photo shoot, you two are so cute... and your sister is so co'operative! Haha :P She also knows how to move and post... fantastic!!


szela said...

you crack me up every single time with your posts!

love your photo shoot. looks like you girls had a lot of fun!! the lipstick is outrageously funny in the dramatic sense.

Abi said...

You're too sweet Lexy! This is a nice little photoshoot! Very dramatic and eye-catching. I love the polka dot 'skirt" and the teal trousers.

CDG said...

Oh my, we are THE SAME. As in we both stage faux photoshoots. But at least you have a sister to be narcissistic and don't have to DIY with a self timer and your dog. I envy you for that! Envy!
Haha the psychedelic joker is definitely my favorite. I really wish there were some awesome g-mas on blogger. Oh well, you are going to be one stylish grandma someday.

Ali said...

You? Friends? hahahaha. I kid. I'm your friend. Your creepy internet friend. :D jaaaaaa<3

Gosh they're just awesome! I love the spots and pops of color. JUST SO COOL. <3

sojourned in style said...

i totally get what you mean with the floss, its a hassle. anyways you look increibly aweosmely cool, i totally love your wardrobe and can't believe you find all that cool stuff for next to nothing!


Xu Box said...

Aaaaah!!!! These outfits are so freaking awesome!!! You look sooooo good in every shot. I wish I was photogenic!

Shelby said...

your sister has the model poses down pat. who needs friends when you have such a great sibling? my sister is my bff!

dreamy princess said...

Hi, grandma Lex! An ordinary 'nana' doesn't wear polkadot!!xD
You're awesome, Lexy! I love the lipstick. that's a bit gothic..(:

Btw, I use photoshop to made collages..hope it'll help!:D

Dreamy Princess
~I wonder what it's like to live in Paris~

βe said...

I love doing fake photoshoots - but since I dont have many clothes I dont really do them much but my sister is always getting me to take pictures of her.

I really love that dark blue beanie, and the scenery (did I misspell?) is awesome. I love bush-centered shoots:D

Agustina Selviana said...

nice photoshoot :) both of you look so enjoyed and pretty, yeah love the outfit, and the photos. especially your shoes and blue pants! totally great <3<3

xoxo http://selviorselfish.blogspot.com/

Aimee said...

Awesome photos, I'd love to have a sister like you :D xx

Cafe Fashionista said...

Seriously Lexy, please send these photographs into Teen Vogue or something - this is a magazine-worthy photo shoot. Utterly phenom from start to finish!! :)

Clara said...

amazing look
love your shoes!!

xnoj said...

These photos are FIERCE!! Crazy bold style. Awesome.

Cheryl: Oh to Be a Muse said...

love the dark lip on your sister. she has some spunk!


Naka said...

i love the polka dots ^^ and great photos u make a great photgrapher :3 ^^

i love the beanie too :3

Andie said...

Lexy, you shouldn't go off joking that you have no friends because if that keeps up you may end up having no friends. Shame on you
- grandma

okay i dont know why i put that, I FELT LIKE IT OKAY? gosh.
and im lovin the second look. your sister looks FIERCE!

and I LOVE PUTTING 55378008!!! really picks me up in the middle of class :)
oh we used to tell this weird story with the calculator about a chick who went to several doctors to get a boob job and in the end she became "55378008". ever heard of that one?


jewel said...

i do a lot of friendless jokes too :) and lesbian ones. i think people are starting to believe me.
and YES MY BLOG IS NAMED AFTER HEY JUDE. i have a teensy weensy (read: HUGE) obsession with the beatles.
x x x

Audrey Allure said...

Love the looks, Lexy!
Great photos!

Amanda "Creamy" Apriani said...

Exactly, I ever lost my best friend because of something, but just keep spirit!!
nice look.. wow... :)

Gizelle Faye | Vanilla Ice Cream said...

such an awesome concept! makes me think about how i should dress 60 years from now..maybe i would still all be boho with printed maxi dresses and layers of accessories..haha!

♥ vanilla ice cream ♥

Pierrot le Fou said...

oh my gosh suuuuch a great post! i love it! it really made me laugh

&you're outfits are effortlessly cool :)

QueenDesi said...

this is genius.
ur sibling have atalent to be a model i think..
and u did such a great job with those photographs.

here my fave:
1. best outfit :second outfit
2. best picture :first picture!!! (love her attitude in this photo)

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Queen D

Clare said...

Your grandmother sounds awesome! I am obsessed with my grandma too!! p.s. these photos look like they came out of W mag or something! They rock!

Under Urooba's Umbrella! said...

I have been so MIA form the blogosphere---I have missed reading your blog sososososososo much!
PLEASE tell me you're going to head into fashion as a future career. Like seriously, honestly, it'd be CRIMINAL not to.

TheMadTwins said...

these pictures look so professional, and the looks as well.
I adore the polka dots look the most :D I really think this post is amazing :D